kubinashi:

kubinashi:

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

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wonderful-disney-recpies:

Cars - Dinoco Maple “Motor Oil” Syrup Hot Toddies

“Wrow” - Cars

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

  • Motor Oil

HOW TO MAKE IT

  1. Yeah

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!


everythingeverywhereallatonce:

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i missed this when it happened but. oh my god.



goodmorningnona:

every ask to neil gaiman goes about like this:

greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!


radiofreederry:

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Sex traffickers will target cars that look feminine


kai-ni:

likesplatterpaint:

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Just a little fish-fish, all tucked in for bed.

Louie would like An Story, please? Will you read to him?

YES I WILL LOUIE


carolgpr:

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Usagi Tsukino


moveslikekeithrichards:

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank


piedude:

tahthetrickster:

jo3mm:

kipplekipple:

catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

sharkiethedork:

chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

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sorry!

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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all in a days work! *passes out*

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

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Fire

dude my house

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What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap